i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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