just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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