there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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