the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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