So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
