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i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?

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(626): View more from California

Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.

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(702): View more from Nevada

was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars

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(434): View more from Virginia

the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.

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(613): View more from Ontario

I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games

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(443): View more from Maryland

we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.

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(231): View more from Michigan

You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches

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(650): View more from California

I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?

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(870): View more from Arkansas

There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.

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