C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Randomize
