It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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