8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I think i got beer on your cat.
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