Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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