Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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