He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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