Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Sorry about my life...
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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