so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
