yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
He better not be in your backpack
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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