normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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