Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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