can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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