God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
you made out with another girl for some wings
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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