hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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