You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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