spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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