It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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