You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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