what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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