Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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