The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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