whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
