remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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