I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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