he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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