found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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