sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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