she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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