whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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