I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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