redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
They have beer where we have blood.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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