come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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