my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
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