Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
