oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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