i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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