I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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