You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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