ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
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