break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
