her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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