Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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