We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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