i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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